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Here’s one of Terry’s best: 
A family is at the dinner table. The son asks his father, ‘Dad, how many kinds of boobs are there?’
The father, surprised, answers, ‘Well, son, there are three kinds of breasts. In her 20s, a woman’s breasts are like melons, round and firm. In her 30s to 40s, they are like […]

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This is another from Terry Murphy:
An Irishman goes for a job at a blacksmiths. The blacksmith asked him, “Have you any experience of shoeing horses?”
“No,” replied the Irishman, “but I once told a donkey to f**k off”!

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Here’s another cracker joke from Terry Murphy:
A couple in their thirties went to a sex therapist’s office in Brisbane.
The doctor asked, “What can I do for you?”
The man said, “Will you watch us have sex?”
The doctor looked puzzled, but agreed.
When the couple had finished, the doctor said, “There’s nothing wrong with the way you […]

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This comes to you courtesy of my buddy Terry Murphy:
A very loud, unattractive, hard-faced woman walks into Tesco with her two kids in tow, screaming obscenities at them all the way through the entrance.
The door greeter says, “Good morning and welcome to Tesco, nice children you’ve got there. Are they twins?”
The fat ugly woman stops […]

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