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This comes to you courtesy of my buddy Terry Murphy:
A very loud, unattractive, hard-faced woman walks into Tesco with her two kids in tow, screaming obscenities at them all the way through the entrance.
The door greeter says, “Good morning and welcome to Tesco, nice children you’ve got there. Are they twins?”
The fat ugly woman stops […]

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